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around 2pm today sevdye, resident food provider to yours truly, rolled up to my house and popped her hatch-back to gift me this beautiful, seriously 2.5 kilo monster of a cabbage, while exclaiming "it's sweet! it's sweet! it's from my garden".  

fast-forward to 5:30pm and i stroll into her store, and she asks, "what did you make with the cabbage? manga? soup?"

i sortof pause and think for a minute, then reply, "i haven't made anything with it yet".

sevdye: "why?"

me: "well, i don't know what to make with it."

sevdye:"why, do you not have cabbage there (in the us)?"

me: "um, we do, i just never cooked it before"

sevdye: (laughs, incredulously)